Talk jokes

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

My brother: How?

Me: You boil the hell out of it.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.