Talk Jokes

My wife left me yesterday. I haven't Talked to the kids in a year

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We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!😁🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. =knock knock= "Who's there?" "Nobody, because chickens don't talk."

what do you get when an America talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi two Aussie

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?: nothing,donkey's don't talk.

Prince???? Where are you you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we any way? (I love you so much)

everyone ALYA is ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she got up she can walk and she can talk regular!!!!

one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily rhe Husky were talking at Bob's jouse Lily: Bob do you think I'm fat? Bob: No Lily, of course not! Your just a little husky!!!! Lol Golden Retrievers are funny.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back?🤔

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said but seriously talk to me.

Why can’t orphans go to college cuz they have no one to talk to💀💀💀💀💀

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you