Sweet jokes
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
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Community talk
Hi chat; so i guess everyone is leaving now and i wanted to say that i haven’t been on the site in like forever and i kinda don’t care about WJE anymore. it used to be a super fun site where everyone got along and stuff and now it’s just bot slop and 12 year olds. and i’m almost 16 and lowkey got shit to do, i remember how bad this site made my mental health and so imma just leave the site because it genuinely doesn’… Read more
Guys, I went to church on Sunday. The church I used to go to has a new pastor. He has three girls and one boy. The girls are all around my age, and really sweet. And I was sitting next to the girls' side of the youth group, and one of their daughters asked me if I wanted to pray with them during worship. So I was like, "yeah sure," and I went in front of the pews to pray with them. One was holding my hand, then Paris… Read more
sing the song
Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat Tell your mama (tell 'em, what) Tell your daddy (tell 'em, what) Tell them bitches that you know What you heard about me (uh-huh) Tell your mama (tell your mama) Tell your daddy (tell your daddy) Tell the world Tell the world Like sugar on my tongue Can I stea… Read more