What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
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People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
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BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
