Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
to Mr. nice guy you are nice sweet and carring! i am so greatfull to be your friend!
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
whats the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? about 140 calories
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
