In prison they called me sweet cheeks
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Why does Kermit like miss piggie covered in honey... because he likes sweet and sour pork
joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "
Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
I like my wife like I like my coffee. So sweet, it gives me headaches.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since, the day we met, When I was caught in your net, of love sweet love... It's all above...
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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Daddy, Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because you mother had diabetes
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
