Sweet Jokes

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...

me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial

If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode

What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To drop some SWEET BEATS

Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?

Mom: no that's impossible

Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right

Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you

Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^

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Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?

Orbiter: Or bitter

Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)