Sweet jokes
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!