Sweet Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."

Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?

A) About 400 calories

What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.

Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them

so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"

Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To drop some SWEET BEATS

Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...

me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"

What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"