What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
That's caketasic!
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
