Sweet jokes

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

What song is the most annoying for a Serb?

Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

Did you sit in sugar?

Because you've got a sweet ass.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"