when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
What did Hitler said to Stan after he died. I did nazi that coming
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
Knock-knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed help.
