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I hope it's a dog

A drum kit is wrapped in green gift paper with little white dog designs. The text "I hope it's a dog" is written above the image.

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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

Kaylaツ

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

Anonymous

A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."

Kamui_JAMAL

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An image shows a large bomb hanging from a ceiling. The text below reads: "This prank is going to be crazy" with two skull emojis.

Anonymous

?????? funny

A picture of former president Obama shrugging with a confused expression. The text says, "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Rey Rey

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

TheForeverVirgin

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

DaBaba_G

Partyyy

Three people are looking at a red Elmo puppet on a counter, they all show shock, especially the man in the middle, the others have hands up in the air.

Daddy dick

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up image shows a fish with a cigarette in its mouth. There is text on the image that says, "he told me we were having smoked salmon for dinner dawg wtf is this".

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

MADDIE MYBROMADEMEDOTHIS

ITS SO TRUE ONG

The image shows three women with shocked expressions. The text above the image reads "when you and your friends hear what someone you thought was innocent did"

mariotime

what?😦

A dog sculpture with a spoon stuck to its head. The dog is lying down and looking sad.

MEME LORD

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

shaylie lol

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

DreamBlue

An image showing a penguin with a surprised expression, overlaid with a faint, blurry version of itself. The text above the penguin reads, "Tree when he entered the classroom."

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

gomgjg

A light gray dog looks surprised with wide eyes. A hand is holding a yellow flower near its nose. Above, the text reads, "DUDE, I JUST PEED ON THAT..."

Heroin Monkey

A young child in a winter coat and hat pets what appears to be a large, fluffy dog. The bottom panel shows three stick figures in a row, with the last one having a shocked expression and the text "realization" above it.

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