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Dog

I hope it's a dog

A drum kit is wrapped in green gift paper with little white dog designs. The text "I hope it's a dog" is written above the image.

Game

fr

The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

Bug

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

Gift

A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."

Shit

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

Prank

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An image shows a large bomb hanging from a ceiling. The text below reads: "This prank is going to be crazy" with two skull emojis.

Movie

?????? funny

A picture of former president Obama shrugging with a confused expression. The text says, "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Nuke

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Realization

A young child in a winter coat and hat pets what appears to be a large, fluffy dog. The bottom panel shows three stick figures in a row, with the last one having a shocked expression and the text "realization" above it.

Dinner

A close-up image shows a fish with a cigarette in its mouth. There is text on the image that says, "he told me we were having smoked salmon for dinner dawg wtf is this".

Party

Partyyy

Three people are looking at a red Elmo puppet on a counter, they all show shock, especially the man in the middle, the others have hands up in the air.

Money

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Basement

A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"

Dog

what?😦

A dog sculpture with a spoon stuck to its head. The dog is lying down and looking sad.

Friend

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Kid

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.

Mirror

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

Accident

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Puzzle

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

Fortune

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

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