What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
Ya know life as a pufferfish is tuff. They get startled they the get hard.
Are u a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when. I come inside u.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
