What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed help.
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
knock knock! is that daddy No but im about to be so get on your knees
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
