Sister's Emergency

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is kinda twisted. See, the dude's sister sounds like a 911 emergency because one loud "OMG" gets everyone all worked up, just like a real disaster. You probably laugh at your own farts, don't you?

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