Supernatural jokes
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison? Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.