We need skinwalker jokes.
Supernatural Jokes
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Stephanie has a magic.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
