Supernatural jokes
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
I don't have luck with other angels. So I just WING IT!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Stephanie has a magic.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!