What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
