Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
