A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test
why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
