Supernatural

Supernatural Jokes

Exorcism

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Ghost

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Party

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Ghost

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

Exorcism

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

Rapper

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

Ghost

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.

Witch

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Vampire

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Exorcism

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Deal

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Exorcism

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Vampire

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!