Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
We need skinwalker jokes.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
He had the curse of vanishing.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
