I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
Supernatural Jokes
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
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What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
