I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
