Suicide jokes
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Me die.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Rowan
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)