Suicide jokes
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Rowan
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.