Suicide jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.