Suicide jokes
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
My life.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
No joke.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Wait, that's me.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.