Suicide jokes
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Me die.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.