Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
dont do sucide that shit kills
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
