I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
are you suicide because you are always on my mind
When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad??
To drown herself
Kill yourself in anyway. Im killing myself the HIGHway.
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone...
He got hit by a train
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.
whats the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
