Suicide Jokes

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside

what is less then 0

my will to live

What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things

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Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

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-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-

a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"

she says "im going to jump"

the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"

the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says

"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

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are you suicide because you are always on my mind

Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone...

He got hit by a train

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.