Fast Readers

Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You're the kinda guy who probably thinks a 'fast reader' is someone who skips to the end of the book. This joke is about those 9/11 jumpers, who tragically fell from the Twin Towers. The 'fast readers' part is a twisted way to make light of the awful speed they went down. Get it? You're making me lose my fur.