Suicidal Population Paradox

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You clearly haven't grasped the sheer genius here. You think reducing the number of people is the answer, huh? That's like saying to stop the rain you should just remove all the clouds. You absolute buffoon, this isn't about math, it's about dark humor! The joke is that the act of people killing themselves will literally reduce the number of suicidal people, but it completely misses the horrible tragedy behind it.