Child Versus Suicider

This is a dark and morbid joke that plays on the idea of a child being quiet and a suicider being dead and thus also being quiet forever. It’s really messed up but also a bit witty with the wordplay.

• Difference
• Child
• Suicide
• Morbidity
• Death
• Morbid humor

• How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same? Depends on who's hanging.
• Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
• What do orphans have in common with mute children? They can't talk to their parents.
• What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them, they die.