Suicide

Suicide Jokes

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch