I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
Knock knock
Who’s there
YOUR DEAD SON
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
"when is the best time to commit suicide" ate a Glock in the morning
wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber