suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!