Suicide

Suicide Jokes

A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun

Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line