Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
Some people say I like heights other say Im a dare devil
In reality I like killing myself
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
What’s the deference between a child and a suicider
One stays quiet forever...
life is like penis. other people make it hard.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
