Don't bother; just try to live in England.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
life is like penis. other people make it hard.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line