What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
WALUIGI GETS HIS WALU-WEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
why did the man say im stuck? cause he was...
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
