Stuck jokes
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.