Stuck jokes
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"