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A rock formation with a deep vertical crevice is shown. The caption says: "And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves."

M3ME G0D

Two balls on a high shelf. One yellow. One blue with a face. The text says: "the kickball stuck in the gym ceiling for all eternity:".

✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️

Happens a lot to me😐

A person with a distorted face shouting "MOOOOOVE". The text above the image reads, "When you get stuck behind slow walkers:".

Anonymous

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

AG3.0

The image shows a comparison between two types of people: those who don't know and those who do. The top part of the image shows a puzzle with two skyscrapers and an airplane and the question "Are you stuck? I Need" on top. The bottom part of the image has two different pictures of people. One on the left has a laughing face, while the one on the right is serious and dark, labeled "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" and "PEOPLE WHO KNOW", respectively.

Heroin Monkey

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

T.walk1992

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

Kai :)

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The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

ohio nugget

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a mock-up of a Wii game cover with the text "WALUIGI GETS HIS WALUWEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE REMASTERED" written on it. The character Waluigi is shown peeking out from the side.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text above a photo of a cow stuck in a metal structure, with the name "pablo" written on the bottom. The text says "Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird places. Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name. Step 3: Profit."

Heroin Monkey

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

✨Jassy✨

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

T.walk1992

A video game cover featuring Waluigi stuck inside a vending machine. The cover reads "Waluigi gets his Halloween stuck in a vending machine (remastered)". There is also a rating label with the letter "M" on it. The game is for the Wii U.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

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