Stuck jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?

A walnut.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.