Stuck Jokes

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What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer

the tortou s was swiming through the lake his head got stuck in plastick he said oh dam

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree

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Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************

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i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.

If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.

Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)

Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.