Stuck jokes

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?

A walnut.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.