Stuck jokes

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?

A walnut.

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.