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What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..
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Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
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why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
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What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower? In trouble
the twin towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine they both got freed
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
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One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches
