6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship
what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
