I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You're Happy!
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
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my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
whats the difference between cancer and me
my dad didn't beat cancer.....whelp i guess i stole that one
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
