Stole Jokes

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back

wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground

I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline

Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid

I would create an orphan website..... But you need a home page to do that. (since somebody stole this joke before)🤷‍♀️

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M

Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?

Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M

What else Watson

It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow

What Else Watson

What am I supposed to see Holmes?

Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent

My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family

When did the cheetah stole from the bakery ? On black friday !!!

My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU

why does sally hate herself, cause Sophie stole her boy

My brother likes his vegemite so black it stole our car

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair

Guess who likes vegetables now?

In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.

With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.

Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.

Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.

A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.

With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.

Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.

But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.

And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.