I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
somone stole my balls :(
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
