Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
I stole one's balls
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
somone stole my balls :(
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
