To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You're Happy!
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
whats the difference between cancer and me
my dad didn't beat cancer.....whelp i guess i stole that one
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
I would create an orphan website..... But you need a home page to do that. (since somebody stole this joke before)🤷♀️
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
