Stole jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Area 51 be like:
Community talk
my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.
I think my friend hates me..THEY STOLE MY FUCKING LAST PIECE OF BACON!
I STOLE RAPBOATS ACC :) also he has mine now