My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dude whose girlfriend left him. Because he's a total jerk, he steals her wheelchair. The punchline is that she had to crawl back to him, probably to get her wheelchair back. The dude is implying she is disabled, and you are not very bright for not understanding that.
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Death&Decay
stolen joke