Stereotype jokes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Memes
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."