Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
