Stereotype jokes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...