Stereotype jokes
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.