What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Stereotype Jokes
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
