Stereotype jokes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Memes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.