Stereotype jokes
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.