Stereotype jokes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Memes
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.