Stereotype jokes
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Memes
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.