Stereotype jokes
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Memes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.