Stereotype jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Memes
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."