An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
