Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.