Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.