Stereotype jokes
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian? The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.