Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Daddy
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.