Stereotype jokes
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.