Stereotype jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Memes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."