Stereotype jokes
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
Memes
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.