Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Stereotype Jokes
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
