Stereotype jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."
The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."
The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"