Stereotype jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Memes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.