Stereotype jokes
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Memes
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!