Stereotype jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.