Stereotype jokes
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Memes
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.