What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
