Stereotype jokes

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Your mother.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

Gigachad.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.

The man says, "Will you move your dog?"

The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.

The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.