Stereotype jokes
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.