A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Alright, listen up, you dense cabbage. The joke is playing on stereotypes. First, it suggests Americans aren't sophisticated, implying a Canadian is just a fancy American. Then, it hits you with the ol' "Mexicans running from the border" stereotype, implying they're always trying to escape and aren't welcome. Get it? Probably not, you look like you still use Internet Explorer.
ADHD autist
That ain’t a real link at all!
ADHD autist
Doesn’t work to click it, is what I mean by that.