Stereotype jokes

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As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Your mom.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Minivan (DYM 138).

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

I hate straight people.