Stereotype jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

Marcus is gay.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

The South.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they’ll steal all the green cards.

I hate autistic people.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.