Stereotype jokes
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Aaron is ginger.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.