Stereotype jokes
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Aaron is ginger.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Men
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
You're gay, except it...
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Imagine being emo.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.