Stereotype jokes
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Memes
Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Haha, you're gay!
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.