Stereotype jokes
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."