What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Beans, your mum is fat!
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Your mom.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Ur mom.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
