Stereotype jokes

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?

Drugs.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

Imagine being emo.

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D

What do we call a gay Canadian?

Sophisticated cunt.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.