Stereotype jokes
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.