What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Stereotype Jokes
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Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Beans, your mum is fat!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
