Stereotype jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.