Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.