Stereotype jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Memes
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Emo people totally suck!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.