Stereotype jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?