Stereotype jokes

We can only see 90 degrees.

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!