Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Stereotype Jokes
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Yo momma!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
