Stereotype jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."