Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Emo
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.