Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Stereotype Jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
