Stereotype jokes
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.