Stereotype jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...