Stereotype jokes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Memes
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What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.