Stereotype jokes
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Gigachad.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.