Stereotype jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Memes
Achievement get!
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.