Stereotype jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Gigachad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."