Stereotype jokes

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

A dwarf walks into a bar.

He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

"Ohh wing wing."

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I'm all panic and no disco.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

What’s an emo called Anna?

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.