Stereotype jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Memes
I want that T-shirt
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Gigachad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.