Stereotype jokes
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.