Stereotype jokes
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Memes
I want that T-shirt
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."