Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Wears pink.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are emo.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I'm all panic and no disco.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
"Ohh wing wing."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
All y'all weird af.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.