Stereotype jokes

"Ohh wing wing."

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

I'm all panic and no disco.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

You are emo.

Wears pink.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

All y'all weird af.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!