Stereotype jokes
Really Karen?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
I want that T-shirt
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.