Stereotype jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Gigachad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Memes
I want that T-shirt
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...