Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!