Stereotype jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Gigachad.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.