Blonde versus Mosquito

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  • What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod! This joke is easy: it makes fun of blondes by saying they are like mosquitoes because they both "suck" until you hit them. Get it? Now go back to eating your crayons, you're dismissed!

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