Stereotype jokes

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

Answer: The family tree!

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."