Stereotype jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.