Stereotype Jokes

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Three columns of images. The first column shows an image of Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the American flag. The second column shows Spongebob with blood and scratches on his head and face. Below it is the British flag. The third column shows Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the Icelandic flag. The text "Students" is at the top of each column.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!