Stereotype jokes
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
yes
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Emo people totally suck!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!