Stereotype jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Memes
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.