Stereotype jokes

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.