Stereotype jokes
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What’s an emo called Anna?
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
All y'all weird af.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.