A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Stereotype Jokes
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What’s an emo called Anna?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
