Stereotype jokes
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Memes
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
You're gay.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."