Stereotype jokes
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento".
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crow takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at its hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish.
“I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.
“I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home.
“I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here.”
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Aaron is ginger.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Like if you think someone is gay.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Marcus is gay.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.