Stereotype jokes
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I donβt know, Iβm German!
Memes
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Gigachad.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emoπ·πΊ."