Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
You're gay.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.