The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Little Johnny is gay.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
A girl has small balls.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
