Stereotype jokes
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Asian kid: Iβm not a doctor, and Iβm not good at math.
Me: Thatβs what I call an orphan!
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Memes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. πππ
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.