An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Listen up, buttercup. So, this emo kid wants to off himself but needs a rope, right? The adopted kid doesn't have one, so the emo kid gets all bummed. But here's the kicker: the adopted kid throws back that at least someone loves him, which is a low blow considering emos feel no one loves them. Get it? It's funny because the emo kid is super sad, and you probably have never dated.
#emo4life
I am depressed and a survivor of suicide attempt nice joke btw
Riley12522
Same
Ally12522
Gnu