Stereotype jokes
You are emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.