Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.