Stereotype jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Memes
so funny
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
"Curry muncher!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.