Stereotype jokes
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.