You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why don’t Mexicans wear Vans shoes?
They can’t stay “Off The Wall”.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Emo
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