Stereotype jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
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There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Your mother.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!