Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

iPhone

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Dick

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Pregnancy

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Bear

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"

Tank

How many gears does a French tank have?

One forward and six reverse.

Blonde

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Hockey Player

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Floor

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Jew

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

Jesus

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.