Stereotype jokes

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

Yo' mama is a joke.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.